An Incredible Eclipse: NASA Has Announced That A Huge Quiet Guy Will Be Standing In Front Of A Small Loud Guy In Their Parking Lot For The First Time In 65 Years

All you NASA junkies out there are going to want to mark your calendars so you don’t miss out on this incredibly exciting phenomenon: NASA has announced that a huge

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At A Loss: Apple Has Admitted That Even They Don’t Know How Parents Get Their Text Fonts To Be So Fucking Massive

Apple has long had a reputation of being famously careful and precise in their product development, but it looks like they’re starting to learn that some things might just be

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Close Fucking Call: This Product That Got A New Look Still Has The Same Great Taste

There’s nothing more difficult than when a comforting constant in your life is suddenly taken away from you. The resulting vacuum can fill a person with fear, confusion, and pain.

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Barely Even Registers: President Trump Just Revealed That His Tongue Is Long Enough To Comb His Hair, But It Got Lost In All The Other Crazy Trump News From Today

At this point in the Donald Trump presidency, new controversies spring up so frequently that hardly anyone’s ever surprised anymore. But here’s a troubling sign of just how numb America

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Amazing! This New Gmail Feature Will Let You Know If You’re Being Normal In An Email

Nailing the right tone in an email can be tricky, but thankfully, one email provider has stepped up to make what can be a stressful experience a whole lot easier:

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5 Slugs That, In Retrospect, We Sort Of Whipped Ourselves Into A Frenzy Over

When we first had the idea for this list, we were going wild for all the slugs we found—but now that we’ve had some distance from it, we can see

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Chill The Fuck Out: Netflix Clarified That All The Annoying Tweets They See Dramatically Overpraising One Of Their Shows Only Makes Them Want To Cancel It

These days, when you stumble upon a movie or TV show you really love, it’s almost second nature to channel that excitement into a tweet or two—but be warned, because

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Environmental Win! The San Diego Zoo Has Announced They Have Acquired A Big Stupid Gorilla That Loves To Eat Plastic And Styrofoam

It seems like every day now, there’s another grim report in the news about the devastating effects of plastic waste on the environment, but here’s a story to the opposite

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Incredible Wizardry: This Man Somehow Fooled His Penis Into Thinking His Hand Was A Vagina

Be prepared to be amazed, because here’s a story of one of the most astonishing feats ever performed by man: This man somehow fooled his penis into thinking his hand

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Shameful Privilege: This Kid Conveniently Got Into Yale The Same Year His Dad Donated An Enormous New Physics Professor

Colleges may talk a big game about fairness in admissions, but a recent “coincidence” in the Ivy League proves that sometimes being born rich is all it takes: This kid

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