Incredible Breakthrough: MIT Scientists Have Successfully Swapped The Brain Of A Man With An Almond

Prepare to have your mind blown, because a medical procedure that was once the stuff of science fiction has finally become science fact: MIT scientists have successfully swapped the brain

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Medical Mystery: This Woman Has Seen Dozens Of Doctors And None Of Them Can Tell Her Why She Feels Totally Fine Right Now

There’s nothing scarier than knowing that you have a medical issue but not being able to get any answers about it, and unfortunately, that’s the terrifying situation currently playing out

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Major Disappointment: These Parents Played Their Baby Classical Music In The Womb And He Was Born With A Long White Beard But Is Still Dumb As Hell

All new parents worry about finding ways to give their children every possible advantage in life, but despite the purest of intentions, sometimes things just don’t work out exactly the

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Devastating Blow To Feminism: This Woman Sucks

Although the past few years have been an incredibly powerful time for women’s rights, feminism has just suffered a pretty crushing setback: Tragically, this woman sucks. Devastating. This is not

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Too Proud: Dad Is Clearly Trying To Play Down How Much He Enjoyed A Vegan Meal

Dad has always been a proud and stubborn man—a man who, like most white guys over 50, sticks by his guns no matter what, remaining unreasonably staunch in his viewpoints

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7 Animals I Just Thought Up Right Now, Off The Top Of My Head

It’s not hard to think up animals, not hard at all. In fact, here are seven I just thought up right this second, just off the top of my head.

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Hard To Watch: Drake Forgot To Buy Courtside Tickets For Tonight’s Game And Is Now Trying To Act Like He’s Friends With The Raptors From The Nosebleeds

Hip-hop superstar Drake’s loud presence on the sidelines of Toronto Raptors games has been a constant storyline of the 2019 NBA playoffs, but it looks like tonight he’s stuck far

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No More Embarrassment: The FDA Has Approved A New Pill That Will Allow Men To Last Longer In The Bathroom

Get excited, fellas, because there’s finally a solution to one of the most humiliating issues a man can face: The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved a new pill

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A New Era: 5 Ingredients Mom Now Considers Taco Stuff

Tacos have been been one of Mom’s go-to meals for years, and she’s always served them up with the standard toppings, nothing fancy. But over the past few months, Mom

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Conservation Nightmare: Rhinos Have Become Even More Attractive To Poachers After Evolving Skin Made Of Rare Mint-Condition Baseball Cards

The constant scourge of poaching has driven many rhino species to the brink of extinction, and unfortunately, it now looks like their situation is becoming more dire than ever before:

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